Baby Tears

Studies have shown that newborns emit a scent described as that of a "a summer breeze, mixed with clean pajamas" . Our product captures this heavenly aroma in its purest form- so that it can imbue flavor to any number of recipes, from nutritious smoothies to authentic valencian paella.

In order to protect themselves in a brave new world, newborns come brimming with microorganisms to jumpstart their GI functions and fight off invaders. By drinking their optic lubrications, you can again experience the vigor of youth long into old age!

In order to deliver our essential product to our customers, our obstetrician's assistants use specialized pipets, designed to maximize comfort for the donor.